submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Arnold HendrixHe luvs us so much, He Pampers us.
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submitted by Lauren BinghamThis sign is "wide right".
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"www.getonyourknees.com"
submitted by new contributor Susan Somers
What are the odds that, in an effort to be clever, they unknowingly advertised a porn site?
(Note: I checked. Don't bother.)
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"Got Jesus? Come inside for a free sample."
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Les DuLunch
One per visit, per person.
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Sorry for the font issues this morning, blogger is just plain crazy sometimes.
CCS is now a part of the aggregated feed over at Nashville is Talking. This is a nice collection of blogs written by local Nashvillians (or "Nashvillains"). It's hosted by WKRN News 2, go check it out.
I've also noticed I'm part of the aggregated feed at Alltop's Humor site. Check them out, too.
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Drop kick me, humor-blogs.com, through the goalposts of humor.
Keep 'em coming.
Getonyourknees.com.
ReplyDeleteAwesome.
getonyourknees.com - but was it was intentional?
ReplyDelete"Dropkick me Jeezus, ladies and gentleman. Thank-yuh very much. Afore we go, we'd like ta do just one more song...
ReplyDeleteWe don't smoke marijuana in Nazareth;
We don't take our trips on crystal meth
We don't burn our yarmulkes down on Main Street;
We like livin' right, and shearin' sheep...."
An especially crummy batch today. "Drop kick me, Jesus"?
ReplyDeleteBest batch of crummy signs in a while. Each one is pure comedy gold! I'm going to be laughing all day about these.
ReplyDeleteDrop Kick Me Jesus...that's a country song, I think...isn't it? It's so corny, it almost has to be.
ReplyDeleteAnd www.getonyourknees.com? I would have automatically assumed that was a bdsm site, but maybe I'm just a naughty girl. ;)
Jesus drop-kicked Chuck Norriss through the uprights...twice.
ReplyDeleteI think "Drop Kick Me Jesus" was a song by a preacher's sisters on WKRP in Cinncinati.... Really!!!
ReplyDeleteGo to youtube, and search "Drop Kick Me, Jesus." Click on the first one, by that country legend, Bobby Bare. You won't be disappointed!
ReplyDeleteListen for the line, "I've got the will, Lord, if you've got the toe." Seriously.
ReplyDeletewe actually had someone at our previous church sing that song on super bowl sunday about 7-8 years ago.
ReplyDeleteDrop kick me, Jesus? Wow. That's a new one for me.
ReplyDeleteThis site is amazing!!! hahaha... I actually just wrote a blog about funny church signs and someone directed me to your site! My absolute favourite that I have EVER seen is:
ReplyDelete"If God had a fridge, your picture would be on it." haha!!
God should fire his marketing department.
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