submitted and asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Ryan GeerDid this pastor attend seminary on Dagobah? Or did Yoda write this sign?
Kalfu'ur isn't impressed.
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"The 'city' of happiness is found in the 'state' of mind."
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Emily Bezaire
Which is in the 'country' of fantasy, on the 'continent' of delusion, on the 'planet' of whim...
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"There is no heavier load than a chip on the shoulder."
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Emily Bezaire
Come to think of it, I HAD noticed Tom Cruise was developing a hunchback.
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"Trying times are times for trying harder."
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Emily Bezaire
If at first you don't redeem, try, try again.
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"We use duct tape to fix everything. God used nails."
submitted by frequent contributor Emily Bezaire
I can think of one thing that would be best fixed by a large rock thrown directly through the center of it.
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It's nice to know that in case I ever have a tragic accident, Crummy Church Signs will be left in good hands, and left in the family. Thanks, Emily!
Humor-blogs.com knows me, this I love.
Keep 'em coming.
Though I suppose if I inherit the blog from you, I'll have to develop an alternate Internet persona as well, "Kalfu'ur".
ReplyDeleteCareful, woman. Kalfu'ur not blinded by sibling affection.
ReplyDeleteNot surprisingly, the 'city' of Hell is found in the 'state' of Michigan.
ReplyDeleteNot only did God use nails
ReplyDeleteHE used the finest nails in the Empire!
Vasta Brand, they're
Hand forged by master craftmen in our shops on the shores of the Adriatic
They're built to last,
So what you've built will last
Remember to ask for Vasta brand nails at your local hut improvement store.
Emily: Probably not necessary, but fun nonetheless.
ReplyDeleteKalfu'ur: Down, boy.
Diesel: Shocker! It must be a suburb of Detroit.
Mr. D: Guaranteed to hold ANY size man to a cross, or your shekels back!
of Yoda making fun did you not!
ReplyDeleteno love there is for he who fun of Yoda makes!
impressed not God is for on little ones picking.
sola gratia!