submitted by frequent contributor Micah Larsen...especially sin.
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submitted by frequent contributor Micah Larsen"But Daddy, I don't want to die!!"
Also...what does that make an unhappy family?
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submitted by frequent contributor Micah LarsenWas somebody really disagreeing with this statement beforehand?
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“What doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger”
submitted and asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Jamie
...or it leaves you in a coma.
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"Fortunes told here...by God."
submitted by new contributor Jamilah Lemieux
"Doesn't look too good for you, my child."
(Too bad it wasn't Moses instead...he could use his "Pharoah Cards" *rim shot*)
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Micah tells me that Messiah Lutheran church (from the above pictures, plus many entries in the archives) can look forward to receiving a signed copy of my book this holiday season (in which they also take a starring role). That Micah...always in the giving spirit!
Speaking of my book...are you in the giving spirit? Remember that all proceeds are donated to Compassion, and the preorder period ends Nov. 6. Buy it right now for only $10.99 with free shipping, and buy one for your friends, too! Remember, if you don't "do" PayPal, email me and we'll work something out.
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Keep 'em coming.
Kudos on the post title. Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThanks. It was originally my review, but found it much funnier as the title.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad they described the geometry of a smile. Phew! Because I mean I knew the part about making everything alright, but I just get mixed up about the shape!
ReplyDeleteI was hoping you would have gone with "humor-blogs.com is an earlier heaven"...
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Lisa: It's curved like this, right?? :(
ReplyDeleteWes: There were many solid options with this post...
I'm starting to wonder if MLC is on to us. They change their sign every week like clockwork with a brand new crummy phrase that always seems to out-do the last one. And not only that, but they put a different phrase on each side of the sign so you get two for the price of one each week.
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"What doesn't kill you only postpones the inevitable."