submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Rev. Randall HildrethCan today's present be exchanged at tomorrow's sale price?
Joel's Note: Always a great idea to put the last letter of a word at the start of a new line. That's never confusing.
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"There is no exits in hell."
submitted and asst. reviewed by new-ish contributor Tara
There are no grammarian at this church.
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"Flexible people don't get bent."
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Christine
Well then how do they know if they're flexible or not?
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"Keep the Sabbath day. Jesus did."
submitted by frequent contributor Christine
Did He?
Note: Yes, He did. Just not in the way people at the time expected. Which was a lot like Jesus, really. This sign is just ammunition for people who (understandably) don't "get" that part of it.
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There are a couple of recurring sub-themes here at CCS. One is advertisements for "Christian" businesses. The other is slogans on church buses. Christine sent this one in:
Thank you. Thank you very much.BE HERE TOMORROW! A major announcement is coming from Crummy Church Signs, one that we here at CCS are very excited about. Seriously, we're so excited about it that we've begun referring to ourselves in the plural. Don't miss out!!
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Humor-blogs.com doesn't get bent.
Keep 'em coming.
"Well then how do they know if they're flexible or not?"
ReplyDeleteThey know because they have a four-legged pal named Pokey
I wonder if that sign about exits means that there is (sic) multiple performances of "No Exit", the pkay by Sartre, is hell.
ReplyDeletePlural references:
ReplyDeleteJoel, just call it "the Papal we"
What an obviously stupid mistake they made. It should have been:
ReplyDelete"There ain't no exits in hell."
Okay, the van picture is legitimately funny.
ReplyDeleteholy asscrackers! i love your site, and you are being blogrolled (so dont be surprised when a bunch of drunks show up, but i promise, they wont leave any empties.)
ReplyDeleteMr. D: You're right, my bad.
ReplyDeletePastor Josh: It's a very Christian themed play, so maybe.
IC: Duly noted.
Rachel: What were they thinking?
Howard: Yeah, sometimes I'm not really needed to do much more than post the pictures.
Tequila: Welcome, and while they shouldn't leave any empties, they're welcome to leave some fulls.
Just the announcement that "the church has left the building" sets my mind at ease that there aren't a bunch of judgmental Christians just sitting within their four walls waiting for a new member.whew!
ReplyDeleteOh, Joel, I forgot to put my review in for that van picture, but you did the same one!
ReplyDeleteI just love when we go on driving trips through the Bible Belt! So much fodder for your blog, so little time!
"There ain't no exits in hell!" Yesssss!
ReplyDeleteOften, it's the terrible grammar & spelling on these signs that I find funniest.
Why not just leave the "S" off? Wait, we wouldn't want folks to think we are hillbillies.
ReplyDeleteActually, the grammar is is fine, it's the punctuation that is poor. The sign should read "There is no ex. It's in Hell."
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what it means, but you could probably make a praise chorus out of it.