submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van Horne...and you'll get sent to the Rake of Fire.
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submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HorneHe's just fuzzy.
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“None live so pleasantly as those who walk by faith.”
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Allen's Brain Um, yeah… That’s what Hebrews 11 is all about: the pleasant lives of those who live by faith.
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"Be a firefighter. Put out slander."
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Allen's Brain
"Put out" as in "distribute; emit; produce"?
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"Be a firefighter. Put out slander."
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Allen's Brain
"Put out" as in "distribute; emit; produce"?
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I will be placing my order for books this week based on the number of sales I have so far (plus estimating a few extras for those of you waiting until the last minute)...it should take about a week to get them in, then I will sign them and send them out. If you have ordered yours, you should expect it by mid-November, in plenty of time for the holiday season.
Thanks for all the orders so far!! Once the special pricing is over next week, I'll give everyone an update on sales and how much loot we all raised for Compassion.
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Your fall begins when you leaf humor-blogs.com
Keep 'em coming.
"Rake of Fire"! ~Snort!~
ReplyDeleteI kinda like the autumn leaves on the sign, though. Nice seasonal touch!
God is not warm and fuzzy, and neither are many of his people.
Or, contrariwise, Alice: God is not warm and fuzzy, though many of his people are.
What if you're coming from the other direction? "And Fuzzy, God is not warm..."
verification: mcipjm. I think I scored that on a personality test once.
lulz rake of fire lulz
ReplyDeleteAnd firefighters put out slander now? Well, I should probably go tell dad that. He's a little confused. Always going on about saving lives and protecting property.
=P
I would have gone with "Humor-Blogs.com puts out," but that's just me.
ReplyDeleteAllen: I'm a big fan of Rake of Fire myself.
ReplyDeleteSammi: Lives? Property? What's all that about??
Diesel: Yeah. I shoulda.
In the warm fuzzy story that would make God a cold prickly. Hmm, I can't wait to see that on their church sign.
ReplyDeleteMy fall begins when I leaf God? Huh? I'm supposed to leaf God? Does that church mean "leaf" to be a ... OH, I get it now. Ha! OK. I fall if I leaf. Got it.
ReplyDeleteTook me a while. Wow. What a pathetic sign.
I wonder how Slander feels with the fact that she puts out being so publicized...... and the fact that she only likes guys in fancy dress.
ReplyDeleteYou gotta love the fire and brimstone church messages you'll find only in low lying swampy regions of the country.
ReplyDeleteDiesel that was good!
ReplyDeleteHey Joel, This is Shauna, the one who has only contributed once! LOL. The churches in my area have kind of simmered down! Pretty funny, they have only been announcing their activities! Hopefully it will pick up again soon!
Shauna
If you were seeing the sign that says "AND FUZZY" on just that side....
ReplyDeleteI'd say the pastor's hit the sauce again, that's all.
"And Fuzzy, God is not Warm"
ReplyDeleteYoda the guest preacher this weekend is.