submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Scott Gordon"Our Father, who art in heaven....WAZZUP?!?!"
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"There's peace and calm in the 23 Psalms."
submitted by Anna Gravier
Well I wish they'd give me a list of which 23 Psalms provide peace and calm and which of the other 127 Psalms provide conflict and panic, because I'd really like to avoid those last kind.
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"The Saints win here every Sunday"
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Rev. John Allen Bankson
Gives new meaning to the term "Fantasy Football"
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"Once forgiven, don't reheat your sins for breakfast!"
submitted by frequent contributor Brett McNew
Just slice a banana and pour some milk on them, and they're good to go.
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The war or words between Crummy Church Signs' Right-Hand Wookie Kalfu'ur and Mattress Police's Meme-Wraith Grundir continues unabated over at Central Snark this morning. Seriously, there's no sign of anyone bating at all.
Be sure to check out today's interview with the two blog assistants, moderated by Lampsha (doing a fine James Lipton impression).
Back with more crumminess tomorrow...
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There's peace and calm in humor-blogs.com
(Whee! That one rhymed!)
Keep 'em coming.
The first sign amused me more than it should've. I go to Wesley United Methodist. (Not that one, but still...)
ReplyDeleteAlso, Jesus is high? I didn't know he was in to that kinda thing. =P
finally...someone who understands the difference in psalm and psalms. i await the sign with "...psalms chapter 23".
ReplyDeleteI've decided to leave Grundir's fate up to the people, btw. I just don't know what to do with him any more. Tough love, you know.
ReplyDelete'Wazzup'? So they've been working on that sign for what, 8 years?
ReplyDeleteBelieve Kalfu'ur, Joel knows.
ReplyDeleteI eagerly await the church's next timely, cutting-edge sign.
ReplyDelete"Jesus is Groovy, baby - YEAH!"
That first sign would make me find a new parish.
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