submitted by frequent contributor Jerry Webber...than to have people love God because they actually were saved.
Oh, and welcome to our church.
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submitted by new contributor Louie G.If the Spirit's the ready one, why is He leaving the choice up to me?!?
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"For every sin, Satan has an excuse"
submitted AND reviewed by new contributor Caroline Morrow
...so be sure to ask him for suggestions.
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Humor-blogs.com is ready, but the flesh is weak...
Keep 'em coming.
The "spirit" here refers to the human soul, not the Spirit. The phrase is usually translated, "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak."
ReplyDeleteStill, "your choice" really doesn't make much sense. "Choose wisely, old man! Oh, and welcome to church."
Yes, but in the context of churches, the Spirit almost always refers to the Holy Spirit...which means this sign requires a complete adjustment of thought based on the context.
ReplyDeleteHey, folks at Lords of Life! Thinking that people will "hate you because you tried to save them" is pretty self-aggrandizing. There's an important difference between being hated because you tried to save someone, and being avoided because you get on their nerves.
ReplyDeleteHey Joel thanks for putting my picture up!!! By the way you sould see their ad's in the paper about megachurches
ReplyDeleteI love the Panhandle of Florida. A great range of Crummy signs
"Should"
ReplyDeletesorry bout that
M5k: Exactly. Apparently they think you can attract more flies with $#!t than with honey.
ReplyDeleteLouie: Welcome to the family! Make yourself at home and stay a while!
Rickey submitted his blog to your humor-blogs webring but was never added. And Rickey received no answer from anyone at the mattress police address either. What kind of disrespectful cocksuckery are you people up to? Rickey demmands recognition!
ReplyDeleteI'm not in charge over there. Believe me, I am more than grateful for all the help you brought my beloved Blue Jays back during their early 90's World Series runs.
ReplyDeleteI will put in a word with the big guy over at h-b for you.
"I" tried to save them...? A bit presumptuous, don't you think? Larry King once asked Billy Graham, "Dr. Graham, just how many people have you saved?" Graham replied, "Well... none! I can't save anybody!"
ReplyDeleteFinally something original ! LOve your blog :$
ReplyDeleteThe Church by my house says :
"Hate is not the answer".
I've always wondered who came up with it...
As long as people hate me, I don't care why.
ReplyDeleteChoice-Yours. Come-Sit. Maybe they should shorten the signs if they're going to peter out at the end when they run out of room.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather have people hate me because I'm beautiful.
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