submitted by Aaron Morey
It's a shame that they can't decide exactly when this alien life form is going to invade. I would really like to see it. I guess I should just show up at 8 and wait around....
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submitted by frequent contributor SpookyRach and her brother Jonathan, TX
Just don't start making lives in our pews, please. Ew.
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"What does (church member's name withheld) wear at age 50? IT DEPENDS!"
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor David Jacks, TX
Nothing like a good incontinence joke to encourage the passers-by.
Keep 'em coming.
JB,
ReplyDeleteReferring to either advent as an alien invasion is quite a commentary on that church's (heretical) view of the incarnation.
I wonder if they allow sex in the pews?
Jason Kranzusch
These are just awful--so hilarious!
ReplyDeleteJoel, your commentary makes my day. Thanks so much!