submitted by Ian Adnams, Winnipeg, Manitoba
Just please don't spill popcorn onto the pews.
Now that I think about it, I can think of some churches I have been to that remind me a great deal of some movie titles....movie titles like:
"The Temple of Doom"
"Jackass"
"Psycho"
"The Never-ending Story"
"12 Angry Men"
"The Usual Suspects"
"Apocalypse Now"
"Unforgiven"
Heh heh...I could go on. But so could you. Use the comments section to reference other movie titles that a poor church experience (like a crummy sign!) might remind you of.....
JB,
ReplyDelete"Free Will Hunting" - Presbyterian
"Fight Club" - congregational meetings. lack of evangelism, daily discipleship - "The first rule of church is that you do not talk about church."
"Twilight Zone: The Movie" - "Do you want to see something really scary?" (Dan Ackroyd)
"The Apostle" - Some of that movie is dead-on, not caricature at all.
"Blues Brothers" - "We're on a mission from God."
"Dawn of the Dead" - churches inhabited only by the blue-haired and prunish (I know, MEAN).
"One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" - Some churches seem to attract Nurse Ratchetts and a few crazies.
"Some Kind of Wonderful" - I had to end on a positive note, because that is what the majority of my church experience has been.
Jason Kranzusch
"Dawn of the dead".....hee hee!
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ReplyDeleteSooo good!
Zero Effect
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