submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Rev. Wes KenneyBut probably, it'll just seem like an eternity while you're doing it...
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submitted AND reviewed by April Sellers."This sign is an abomination" - God.
I think I've reviewed this sign before (in fact...I know I have). I just like April's review a lot, so I included it again.
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I need your help! I'm a finalist in a caption contest...but this time it's not Diesel's, it's Dorky Dad's contest to find a tagline for his blog. There's a $20 prize for the best one, which I need to help offset the fact that I'm donating all the money from my book sales to Compassion.
What?!? You haven't heard about my book sales and that I'm donating all the money to Compassion? Well, the special reduced-price-with-free-shipping offer ends on Tuesday, so better purchase one soon!!
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Don't make humor-blogs.com come down there...
Keep 'em coming.
On "Don't Make Me Come Down There":
ReplyDeleteWow, that's bad theology! God has no presence on earth? Really? Yet, you still want me to come to your church? Why?!
I think I voted for your caption without even being told to. How's THAT?! you should enter the caption contest at my site. There's $20 on the line there too...
ReplyDeleteWhat about
ReplyDelete'What till our Father gets home'?
Just found your blog...LOVE IT!!! I see those signs all over the place where I live and I always think, "WTF"?
ReplyDelete"Don't make me come down there. You remember what a disaster it was last time."
ReplyDeleteI LOVE "Don't Make Me Come Down There." It's hilarious. Why is it crummy?
ReplyDeleteYou have no sense of humor . . .
I may have no sense of humor, but I at least have the balls to sign my name when I flame somebody on the internet.
ReplyDeleteWell done, "anonymous".
Oh, and to answer your question: God's not in heaven "looking down" at us, despite what Rev. Bette Midler tells us. A church should know better than spew that crap. He's "omnipresent", and I can explain that further if need be.