submitted by new contributor John FletcherIs this the answer to the question "What can we get our pastor for Christmas?"
To be fair, John says this church is in a strip mall with other businesses. But still...
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submitted by frequent contributor LincolnGoing up....4th floor....women's clothing, bathroom accessories, and avoidance of eternal damnation.....
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"Have you watched your DVD?"
submitted by frequent contributor Jennifer B.
Have you any idea how confusing your sign is?
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"A note from Jesus. Went to visit my father. Back soon."
submitted by new contributor Rob Corso
NOW he tells us, some 2000 years later....
What's that you say?
Oh...
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The books have arrived!! I will be sending them out in waves this week, so if you ordered one (or ten...) yours will ship out by the weekend! Keep your eyes peeled for yours sometime shortly after Thanksgiving, in all likelihood.
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Have you watched your humor-blogs.com?
Keep 'em coming.
I promised Mrs DeBakey - no more massages.
ReplyDeleteThe Afterlife, great name for a nightclub.
Yes
He's late getting back, should we be phoning around to the hospitals?
We all know what happened the last time a church leader hired a "masseuse". He welcomed someone new into his congregation -- Crystal Meth.
ReplyDelete* far less appropriate. I'm an idiot.
ReplyDeleteHoward: Thank goodness I had forgotten all about Mr. Haggard, or my review would have been FAR less inappropriate.
ReplyDeleteHave I watched my DVD?
ReplyDeleteWhat's that supposed to mean?
Anybody?
Well done. Rickey linked to your marvelous site today by the way. Enjoy the exponential surge in web traffic. 10 lonely finger jousters and 2.5 scared women will be here shortly.
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