submitted by frequent contributor Jenny SowersI suppose it could be worse...they could have left out the "h" instead of the "t".
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submitted by frequent contributor Jenny Sowers"The Bible"...or some reasonable facsimile thereof.
Bethany...care to take this one?
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"Life: Your only chance. Eternity: Payback time."
submitted by frequent contributor Steve Sensenig
....starring Chuck Norris as God, with special appearances by Vin Diesel as St. Peter & Sly Stallone as the angel Gabriel.
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"Do not ask the Lord to guide your footsteps if you're not willing to move your feet."
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Tara, OH
Next week, on a very special Dancing With The Stars...
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"God blesses us all the time; why do we only thank Him some of the time?"
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Les DuLunch
I don't know. Why do you only thank Him some of the time?
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Fall into a good website: "Humor-blogs.com"
Keep 'em coming.
Some of the time I thank him
ReplyDeleteSome of the time I hank him
Its a hankless task really
"Eternity: Payback time"
ReplyDeleteUm, hello, old testament god.
Payback's a bitch motherfuckers
Seen this one? Saw it in another blog. http://ironiccatholic.blogspot.com/2007/11/jesus-christ-sopranos.html
ReplyDeleteone of my local churches is at it again.
ReplyDeleteI think you've got it under control. One thing I've learned: there are only so many jokes you can make about quotation marks.
ReplyDeleteAnd the same thing certainly isn't true about church signs...
ReplyDelete;)
fair enough. btw, I posted a few church signs recently. You are free to repost, but you probably have plenty of material (and thanks for the link, of course. I am egomaniacal about my technorati rank and every link helps).
ReplyDeleteHere are your Hanks, O lord:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.hecklerspray.com/imppix/photos/uncategorized/hank_williams_jr_harassed_waitress_1.JPG
http://www.gonomad.com/armchairtravel/uploaded_images/hank-williams-770045.jpg
http://www.depotslc.com/images/event_images/event242/Hank_III_med.jpg
Do with them what you may...