submitted by frequent contributor Jenny Sowers"Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's Oreos, nor thy neighbor's Chips Ahoy, nor his Milanos, nor his 'Nilla Wafers, nor his Fig Newtons..."
What's that? Fig Newtons are OK to covet?
Oh.....
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"You can't have a well-fed church by serving fast food."
submitted by frequent contributor Sandi Y.
Next thing you know, they're going to tell me that I can't use my fingers to eat the Lord's Supper anymore...
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"So you aren't being fed? Pick up your fork. - God"
submitted by Scott Wallace
Sigh.
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A very food-themed post today.
"Yum".
The books didn't arrive this weekend, but should show up any day. I'll sign 'em and get 'em out the door as quickly as I can, for those of you waiting on your copy (copies). Thanks for your patience!
Humor-blogs.com stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
Keep 'em coming.
PS: This is where I was last night. Historic Ryman Auditorium in Nashville, TN. Can anyone guess who this is just by the picture (WITHOUT looking at the name of the .jpg file?):
Good times!----------------------------------------
Yeah, but I asked God and He said it was okay to have a couple of cookies before a dinner of loaves and fishes.
ReplyDelete(Hey, if people in power can claim to have God's permission...)
cookies, huh. What about devil's food cake. Do we get in trouble for eating that?
ReplyDeletePick up my fork?!?
ReplyDeleteWhat does that even mean?
If I saw the 'fast food' sign at a church, I wouldn't go. My interp is that the pastor's messages go WAAAAY past noon. I like to get to the Chinese Buffet before the Baptists get there. They take all the Potstickers.
Howard: Only if you wash it down with grape juice.
ReplyDeleteC-L: Not if you follow it up with Angel's food cake.
John: ...AND they take them of their own free will.
(I also interpreted the fast food sign as meaning messages that are really long).
I don't care who knows it
ReplyDeleteThose cookies were worth it!
BIIIIILLYYYYY!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIt was so amazing... loved every minute.