“Heaven is no trick… Hell is no treat.”
submitted AND reviewed by new contributor Jack Magruder
And there will be Thanksgiving on my end now that we’re past Halloween and don’t have to see this every time I drive by.
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"Jesus wouldn't use Powerpoint and a rock band."
submitted by new contributor Jack Magruder
"Verily I say unto thee...
(ahem)....verily I say unto thee....
...NEXT SLIDE, Andrew!!"
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"What's black and white and red all over? You, in His Word, covered by His blood!"
submitted by new contributor Jack Magruder
If you're also green, it just means you threw up all over yourself when you read this sign.
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Thanks to Jack, who was saving these signs up to start a website of his own. Once he found CCS, he just sent them my way.
I have recently received a lot of submissions of signs that I have already reviewed. Just a reminder (per the disclaimer in the sidebar) that I don't have time to respond to every submission, so please don't be discouraged if I didn't use your sign. Thanks.
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And now, the moment you've all been waiting for: An update on my book sales.
Yesterday was the final day for preorders at the special pricing. The books are being printed and should ship by the end of this week (if not sooner). Again, expect your purchase to arrive by mid-month. The final tally for the two week pre-order time frame is:
110 books sold!!
Thanks to everyone, and once I tabulate expenses and everything this should give US the opportunity to donate somewhere in the neighborhood of $250 dollars to Compassion. Way to go everyone!!
Diesel will have to weigh in on this for sure, but I think this number places me firmly in the top two for book sales at humor-blogs.com.
Of course, this isn't over. You can still order my book for the extremely reasonable price of $12.99 plus $3.00 shipping. All proceeds will still be donated to Compassion.
I want to publicly thank Diesel again for setting up the order process at humor-blogs and helping me with every facet of making this publication happen. Thanks, man!!
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Keep 'em coming.
What's black and white and read all over? this post. (sorry, i just thought that particular sign was hilarious!)
ReplyDeleteand CONGRATS on the brisk book sales! here's hoping they continue (as i imagine they will). here's also hoping you get to feeling better, my friend, because then you'll be able to enjoy this success all the more! ; )
Those submissions are insanely funny! Thanks for posting your sales stats! Going to a good cause... I'm in. I'll be over to purchase my copies. I think I'll get one for our Pastor. He'll love it!
ReplyDeleteLast time I was read all over
ReplyDeletewas when someone jostled my arm
while I was carrying a Bloody Mary across the room.
You're in the top ONE, you bastard.
ReplyDeleteI knew God was going to punish me for eating my dinner in front of the computer.....
ReplyDeleteWhat's black and white and red all over? My pretty MacBook now covered in spaghetti sauce after spurting it all over my baby when I read this sign!
Jesus wouldn't use a PowerPoint, a Rock Band OR anything but the King James Bible. Because that's the way the Apostle Paul wrote it!
ReplyDeleteHow do they know Jesus wouldn't use PowerPoint and a rock band? If that technology would have been available in say, 28 A.D., who's to say he wouldn't have used them? WTWJU? (What Technology Would Jesus Use?) I see a whole new product line...
ReplyDeleteI just loved your site. How I came here is not just a coincidence. I was checking traffic details of my site and found that this site also has once referred someone to go there. So I came here but didnot find anything about my site. Anyway, I came here and very happy. Good Site for me.
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