Thursday, June 15, 2006

"Need men of integrity, not popularity"

Please tell me God is not so desperate that He is resorting to personal ads:
"TG seeks N/S N/D MOINP for LTR. "

Anyone caring to guess what the personal ad might stand for can do so in the comments section. I will post my answer later on.

5 comments:

  1. Hmmm. something seeks non smoking non drinking something for long term relationship.

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  2. True God seeks Non Sexual Non Domiciled Mother Of Infant (No Paternity) for Lasting Theological Relationship

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  3. Tigger's Goat seeks NonSentimental NonDiscriminatory Monkey of Impish Nun Proportion for Local Train Ride?

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  4. Triune God seeks non-smoking non-drinking "men of integrity not popularity," for long term relationship.

    Or if He is so picky, maybe the "Temperamental God..."

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  5. Heh...that's pretty close. You got the Triune part....

    I was going to let N/S be Non-Satanic and N/D be Non-Demonic, but the "traditional" form will probably work for fundamentalists fairly nicely......

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