submitted by Rachel, TX (SpookyRach's Blog)
Yeah, He won't lose any sleep over it. As a matter of fact, He's already over it. You know what? He was gonna dump you anyhow. I even heard He was seeing other people. He has a lot of positive characteristics that are going to be attractive to a lot of people, and if you can't see that, then He doesn't need you. When you get out there and start seeing other people, then you'll see what you're giving up. Then you'll be sorry. You'll come crawling back, but then it will be too late because He will have moved on. Quite honestly, I can't even believe it lasted this long....
This church obviously has no Calvinist tendencies whatsoever.
Notice another upside-down "M" substituting as a "W".
I also think it's funny that this church can't decide which avenue it is located on.
Props to Ben Folds for the inspiration for the post title.
Bring 'em on.
From what the sign says...God's just not that into you.
ReplyDeleteYeah....He really wants to be "just friends".
ReplyDeleteBwaaa ha ha ha!
ReplyDelete(I kid you not: word verification word is "mapit". I think this must be some sort of sign from the devine that Texas deserves some sort of puke-y new color for outstanding new lows on the map of crumminess.)
~laffin~ God loves you like a sister.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, if you're going to put up a sign like this, why not just say it straight out and be honest about it: "If you reject God, you will burn in hell."
ReplyDeleteIncidentally, this sign calls into question a significant theological issue: when we die outside of Christ, are we judged and condemned (or not condemned, as the case may be), or do we just cease to exist altogether?
This is a great site. I'm glad I found it.