submitted AND reviewed by James G.
Switch to Jesus and save thousands on your heating bill this winter!
"Simple Christians. No more, no less."
submitted by frequent contributor Kelly Quinn, TX
Yeah. That's what the world thinks. Thanks for confirming that.
"Jesus doesn't want us to be dogmatic. We all make misteaks."
submitted by new contributor Steven R., KY
Jesus doesn't want us to be idiots either, but that doesn't stop some of us.
"Our best attitude is gratitude."
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor David Finch, DC
Unless, of course, you read the Bible which says the best attitude is love.
Keep 'em coming
I hope what they meant was "Simply Christians."
ReplyDeleteObviously the people from the second church don't read Lewis.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the third was making some connection between dogmatic and misteaks, because dogs like steaks...?
Am I reaching here?
I'm guessing Jesus does cuddle. Kind of tough to do with the whole metaphysical separation of the physical and the spiritual world, though. Dang it!
ReplyDeleteI wish Troy was here. He would have loved these signs. Sniff.
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