I hope Jesus didn't get a paper cut with all the gift wrapping going on. You know, I usually wrap presents on the floor. A manger seems like a crowded and awkward place. But, hey, that's just me. Maybe if I had one of those halo thingees over my head I could wrap presents anywhere!!
Wrapped in a manger, eh? Guess it wasn't a "midnight clear" after all, but a midnight tornado.
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I can't help but wonder: how many of these churches with signs that get the text wrong endorse some form of Biblical literalism or inerrancy?
I hope they took it out before they put Jesus in there.
ReplyDeleteHmm. I wonder if Jesus was circumcised. Was THAT the present they're talking about?!?!
ReplyDeleteI hope Jesus didn't get a paper cut with all the gift wrapping going on. You know, I usually wrap presents on the floor. A manger seems like a crowded and awkward place. But, hey, that's just me. Maybe if I had one of those halo thingees over my head I could wrap presents anywhere!!
ReplyDeleteUh, folks, Luke says "Wrapped in swaddling clothes...."
ReplyDeleteGranted, car-passersby probably aren't plugging into that memory verse. ;)