"If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it."

submitted by new contributor Tim Ellsworth
I wonder if God's ice cube maker uses living water? I wonder if the Trinity uses a side-by-side-by-side refrigerator?

"Don't just count the days, make every day count!"
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor David Finch, DC
I tried teaching Monday how to count, but Monday is just hopeless with numbers.

"A Mother Named Mary"
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor David Finch, DC
. . . a president named George, a clown named Bozo, an athlete named Prime Time, a blimp named Hindenberg, a ship named Titanic, a building named the World Trade Center . . . maybe that's not what they had in mind.

"To deny Jesus is to deny reality"
submitted AND reviewed by Susan Hill, NC
OK - what exactly are we denying Him? Food? Water? The right to vote?
Last time I checked, reality sucked for a lot of people. I'd deny it too if I lived in Darfur. How is this sign helpful?

Keep 'em coming.