submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HorneHonestly...there are no commercial considerations in the holiday whatsoever.
Really.
We mean it.
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submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HorneExcept for you...I'm not going to tell you. I'm going to make you guess.
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"Swallowing pride won't cause indigestion."
submitted by frequent contributor Emily Bezaire
It might give you a nasty case of Dianetics, though...
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"Save face. Keep the lower half shut."
submitted by frequent contributor Emily Bezaire
Save the rest of us and cover up the upper half, too.
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Emily reports that the last two messages were on opposite sides of the same sign. So you're supposed to keep your mouth shut but swallow something while doing that. Nice advice!
Speaking of Emily, anyone else disappointed that one of our top reviewers just submitted signs without captions? That's what I thought. C'mon sis. The blogosphere is counting on you. Save it from the machinations of your older brother!
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Swallowing humor-blogs.com won't cause indigestion.
Keep 'em coming.
Christmas IS Christ?
ReplyDeleteWould we say that my birthday is me? Or that President's Day is Lincoln & Washington?
Or are the dollar & cent signs saying that Christmas shopping not only improves the economy, it is Jesus?
Save face. Change your sign.
What denomination is ¢hri$tma$ in?
ReplyDeleteDiesel: $20's?
ReplyDeleteSO cracking up here -- almost as much as i did when i saw the hilarious post you did for The Snark today! for a guy who's been mightily vexed (thanks to illness/moving/brisk book sales), it's good to see you've managed to maintain that fabulous sense of humor! ; )