...or the person reading this sign.

submitted/post title by Jennifer Nelson
During Palm Sunday the sign says, "If you're not worshipful, you must be a jackass".
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submitted by Cindy Tucker
...preferably in the middle of the sermon.

What makes it even better is what's next to the church sign:


As Cindy said on her Flickr page: "Say whatever... just say it loud and proud."

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submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes Kenney
"Dear Heavenly Father. My toilet is clogged. I was wondering how I should go about fixing it..."
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"Heavenly Insurance. Inquire Inside."
submitted and asst. reviewed by Allen's Brain
In the unfortunate case that you ever end up in heaven, we have you covered.
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"Christmas is more than getting new underwear and eating candy out of a big sock"
submitted and by Allen's Brain

No wonder they're grumpy about Christmas...when they were a kid, their gifts sucked.
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