King Arthur: "Look, if he was confused, he wouldn't have bothered to post 'Ummm...' he'd just say it."
Sir Galahad: "Maybe he was dictating"
King Arthur: "Oh shut up."
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submitted by new contributor BB The Clown
More importantly, you should choose your enemies this way.
Random note #1: How about the name of that church!
Random note #2: This is the first church sign submitted by a clown.
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"Trade your pieces for God's peace"
The more pressing concern here is why God is collecting toupees and/or guns....-----------------------------------------------
Humor-blogs.com is the reason for...well, ummm.....for all humor.
Keep 'em coming.
I don't mean to be inappropriate, but toupees and guns aren't the only things that the word "piece" can be a euphamism for... i guess I do actually mean to be inappropriate...
ReplyDeleteTypical, some preacher wanting my 'pieces of eight' for a one way ticket to heaven...
ReplyDeleteHere's my sign: "Hey buddy, get a real job and quit begging for my hard earned cash!"
I like your site, the fun and puns make the day.
ReplyDeleteHrm. CHeck out the sign Triangle's Worshipping Church uses on their webpage:
ReplyDeletehttp://x.trianglesworshipchurch.org/onlinestore/location.php
What exactly is "whole man salvation"?
Happy New Year
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