submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes KenneyThen don't think about it.
Can any Bible scholars give us a clue as to what they're talking about? Is this clumsily referencing the parable of Lazarus and the rich man? It's the only thing I can think of.
By the way, I'm guessing the average car passing by can successfully read up to "should" before they speed on past.
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submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes KenneyAnd there's no horses. Or music. Or carnies.
Well...sometimes carnies.
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submitted AND reviewed by new contributor Auntie M.How can we give thanks if we're not allowed to talk about it?
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"Same resolution? Let Jesus help."
submitted by frequent contributor Tara, OH
He can take my 720i and make it 1080p?
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ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, I think they're trying to reference Lazarus and the Rich Man. It'd make more sense as a sermon. Maybe it was a sermon, but got truncated as a victim of the WGA strike. Who knows?
Yeesh, those are some crummy signs in this post.
ReplyDeleteNote to pastor: Your sermon doesn't fit on the sign.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think you need to look at that draft again, anyway.
No clue what that's about.
p.s. happy new year!
Yeah, that's a Lazarus reference. I believe the rich man's punishment in that story was being forced to diagram this sentence.
ReplyDeletere: picture #1, Rickey is reminded of the Princess Bride:
ReplyDelete"invonceivable!"
". . . unspeakable gift." is a direct quote from the Bible (2 Corinthians 9:15) so it gets a pass on that count. Whether it would mean much to the unchurched passerby is another matter.
ReplyDeleteFor the record, I thought this was the funniest CCS ever. (Admittedly, I've been drinking, but I'm pretty sure it's the CCSs talking.)
ReplyDeleteIn Soviet Russia, merry-go-round rides YOU!
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