Thursday, January 31, 2008

Too easy.

submitted by frequent contributor Lauren
He who walks "upright" better not be wearing jogging pants.

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submitted by frequent contributor Lauren
I'm fine with the above church sign. I just wanted to post another one from this church and see if anyone can explain/guess where this church name comes from.

And speaking of funny church names....

submitted/asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Christine
So named because once the service starts, you're looking for a way out?
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"Those who plant greed will reap a "mine" field."
submitted by frequent contributor Christine
Those who plant sorrow will reap a "bawl" field.

Har.

There's probably more terrible puns to be made on that one. Feel free to add your own in the comments section.
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11 comments:

  1. Fair Play is the name of a town in South Carolina. There ya go...

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  2. Thanks Scott! I figured it was something like that.

    I was really hoping they weren't competing with the church across town , "Foul Play"

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  3. ...Or the church in the S.F. Castro district "Fore Play"

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  4. Those who plant envy shall reap a plentiful crop. After all...they have green thumbs!

    Sorry, that was bad.

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  5. Those who sow sarcasm shall reap smart gr-asses.

    Those who sow hate shall reap
    s-corn.

    Those who reap....okay, I'm done.

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  6. Do those who plant bathrooms reap W.C. Fields?

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  7. Kadi: The Envy one was great.

    brwombat: So bad. Yet so good.

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  8. "Temple of the Way out Church": started by and for hippies, perhaps?

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  9. Those who plant crummy church signs will reap a corn field.

    ...

    I'm sorry. Honest.

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