submitted by new contributor SusannahAlso: Don't buy it from the Daughters of Zion.
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"Subtract seven points if you yelled at somebody today."
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Allen's Brain
Add 15 points if you know what the heck this sign is talking about.
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"I believe in the words in red."
submitted/asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Jordan
...but that Apostle Paul was a liar!
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Keep 'em coming.
Don't by hair tonic from a bald man, and don't get your Bible doctrine from this church sign.
ReplyDeleteSeriously--to what spiritual principle does this sign allude?
Er... "buy."
ReplyDeleteDon't get your spelling lessons from that previous comment.
wait...what? hair tonic?
ReplyDeleteGeez, I thought those mysterious illogical koans were the province of Zen Buddhists.
ReplyDeleteNice to see Christian church signs getting on board of that....
You should have a warning about being NSFW. I started laughing out loud (honestly), which prompted my co-workers to ask what I was doing.
ReplyDelete"Uhhhh....just remembering something I watched on TV last night...."
In addition to not buying hair tonic from him, it's also not a good idea to make fun of him.
ReplyDelete;-)
Don't buy
ReplyDeleteLettuce from a fat man
Paintings from a blind man
Which reminds me of a joke
They were doing renovations at the convent.
Two young nuns were helping out, but didn't want get their habits dirty.
So they...
decided to cheerlead instead?
ReplyDeleteDiscrimination against bald people, huh? I guess this is more of that "Christian love" we hear so much about.
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