Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Immunizations at 7:10

submitted/post title by frequent contributor Duane Brown
Make sure you cover your mouth when you witness.
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submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Duane Brown
If He's unavailable, try Jenny at 867-5309
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submitted/asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Duane Brown
Four stars, huh?

Out of what? Four? Ten?

I must know: How good is this Christmas?!?
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submitted by frequent contributor Duane Brown
The Greatest Story Ever Told (The Frank Capra Edition)
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"No danger of eye damage from looking on the bright side."
submitted by frequent contributor Sandi Y.
Slight danger of brain damage from looking at this sign.
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No danger of eye damage from looking at humor-blogs.com

Keep 'em coming.
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12 comments:

  1. SpookyRachJanuary 9, 2008 at 6:56 AM

    "cover your mouth when you witness" - one of the best reviews - EVER!!! ha ha ha!

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  2. Miss KittyJanuary 9, 2008 at 10:24 AM

    This crumminess has totally made my day. Thanks, Joel & contributors!

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  3. Mr DeBakeyJanuary 9, 2008 at 10:53 AM

    Contagious Christians?

    Wrap 'em in latex is my advice.

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  4. The Ironic CatholicJanuary 9, 2008 at 11:25 AM

    Now I'm going to have the dang "Jenny" song in my head for the next three days.

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  5. DuaneJanuary 9, 2008 at 1:09 PM

    The first time I saw that sign, I couldn't do anything BUT think of the Jenny song. If I have to have an ear-worm and had to suffer for a few days of that, who would I be to deny that pleasure to everyone else?

    (ducking the flying tomatoes and lettuce heads being flung my way...)

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  6. Allen's BrainJanuary 9, 2008 at 1:40 PM

    I'm apparently among the blessed who have no idea what the "Jenny song" is.
    I think what they meant to say was "Jesus 24/7, 365." However, since this is a leap year...
    I just really like how they've ended "AmbassadorS" with a capital 'S'.

    I'm guessing the "four star" Christmas is a four week sermon series, of which "star of proclamation" is one.

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  7. Joel B.January 9, 2008 at 1:47 PM

    Allen:

    Here you go. Stick it out to the chorus, at least.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqUPApCUt90

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  8. HowardJanuary 9, 2008 at 1:55 PM

    It's nice to see someone realizing that being human is to be viral.

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  9. xDashofPanachexJanuary 9, 2008 at 9:20 PM

    it would've been even worse if they posted jesus' email address- think of all the porn spam he would've got!

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  10. KathJanuary 10, 2008 at 1:43 PM

    "Being A Contagious Christian" isn't even original. It's one of those megachurch-sponsored evangelism programs that everyone seems to do.

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  11. gobind buildersJanuary 13, 2008 at 4:14 AM

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  12. noelia ~January 16, 2008 at 4:58 PM

    the perfect/wonderful one isn't so bad. what kills it it's the fact that it's said by THEM.

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