all signs/post title submitted by frequent contributor Duane BrownIf we put the three of them together, do you think we could come up with one coherent message?
Nah, probably not...
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"By Him God knowledge & actions are weighed"
seen here on Flickr by frequent contributor Ironic Catholic
God tried to weigh this person's knowledge of grammar and sentence construction, but some things are too hard even for Him.
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"Schools were not war zones before Jesus was kicked out."
seen here by many CCS contributors
They were more like shoving matches.
The above sign came from a church who had a sign submitted a few posts back. I couldn't figure out what the church's name meant, so a bunch of readers found their website and found that sign posted there. As Ryan Geer said, "They're doing your work for you." Nice :)
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I knew that the Triangle Church had to be a Raleigh church! The Raleigh-Durham-Chapel Hill area is referred to as "The Triangle" but someone really should have thought that one through.
ReplyDeleteThere is a church north of Raleigh called "Church on Fire".
Speaking of which, is the logo on the Triangle Church site a FLAMING TRIANGLE? Oh my!
"Schools were not war zones before Jesus was kicked out."
ReplyDeleteBaghdad wasn't a war zone before Saddam was kicked out.
I can't remember
Is this an example of a simile, a metaphor or onomatopoeia?
Yeah, everybody thought it was great when Jesus turned the water in the drinking fountains to wine, but zero tolerance is zero tolerance.
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