submitted by new contributor Dave AndersonAlso:
It's Elohim or an ion beam.
It's Adonai or the evil eye.
Feel free to add your own in the comments section...
EDIT: Diesel says "It's the Lord of Lords or the waterboard"
Rickey goes mythological on us and says "It's Zeus or Zip it!"
Bruce says "El Shaddai or a poke in the eye."
Duane says "It's Jesuit or lose it"
Suhayla says "It's the Good Book or a right hook"
Nic says " It's Jehovah or it's over. "
--------------------------------------------------
submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes KenneyBut He'll be just barely on time in 2009...
...then He'll never show up again in 2010.
-----------------------------------------------------
This fall on ABC- "Dancing With the Divinities"!
-----------------------------------------------
"Jesus- the only investment that never loses interest"
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Emily Bezaire
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Emily Bezaire
Yeah, and the way the dollar is heading, I might start trading in relics.
--------------------------------------------------"Reading the Bible does to your mind what exercise does to your body"
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Emily Bezaire
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Emily Bezaire
It makes it sore and cranky?
------------------------------------------------------
Humor-blogs.com does to your funny bone what exercise does to your body.
Keep 'em coming.
------------------------------------------------------
Humor-blogs.com does to your funny bone what exercise does to your body.
Keep 'em coming.
This crumminess is exceptional, as are the snarky reviews. :-P Thanks for getting my week off to a giggly start.
ReplyDeleteI know
ReplyDeleteI know
Pick Me
I know where God was in 2007!!
"The only investment that never loses interest."
ReplyDeleteThat's not only crummy; it's nonsensical. How many investments have you had that LOST interest?
"I'm sorry, sir. I know we put that 6.5% somewhere...."
Oh, and "It's the Lord of Lords or the waterboard!"
ReplyDelete"It's Zeus or Zip it"!
ReplyDeleteEl Shaddai or a poke in the eye.
ReplyDeleteIt's Adonai or lose an I/eye/ay.
ReplyDeleteJesuit or lose it.
ReplyDeleteIt's the Good Book or a right hook.
ReplyDeleteThere is a God? Ah crap, that has totally ruined my plans for the weekend.
ReplyDeleteI did see a church sign once that read "Come to Church. God demands you!" which I thought kinda messed up the whole "free will" thing he is supposed to have going on.
Whatever that is on your butt...it's obviously the spirit that will cure it!
ReplyDeleteIt's Jehovah or it's over.
ReplyDeleteIt's Elohim or the other team.
ReplyDeleteIt's God or the cattle prod.
ReplyDeleteIt's the Lord of Host or you're toast!
ReplyDeleteIt's the Rock of Ages, or you die in stages.
It's the King of Kings or you're out with a zing.
It's the Master or you die faster.
It's the Lord of Lords or a broken down Ford?
(arrgh, are we contributing to the delinquency of church signs?)
How about:
ReplyDeleteIt's Allah or you'll holla.
It's Christ or you're sliced.
Great bunch of crumminess today... you never cease to make me giggle.