submitted by new contributor Harris BloomI see a whole new set of Beatitudes coming from this sign.
"Blessed are the Ruff Riders, for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven...."
Feel free to post your own in the comments section.
And I'm also unsure of the fundamental differences between a "Ruff Neck" and a "Ruff Rider". If someone could fill me in, I'd appreciate it. I mean, how embarrassing would it be to mistake those two at a fancy dinner party or something?
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submitted by frequent contributor Rachel H., GAAnd a cool Yule.
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"God send us all your power!"
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Jennifer B.
I mean it! I want it ALL this time!
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"Jesus is the bread of life, not the cake for special occasions."
submitted by new contributor Nicole Polhamus
Well does He at least have some icing?
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I should be back to a regular posting schedule, now that I'm back to work full time. My goal over the past couple of weeks was to be as unproductive as possible in just about every aspect of my life, and I succeeded admirably. I should be back on The Snark tomorrow, with more crumminess all week. Goodness knows I've got enough saved up.
Humor-blogs.com ain't hatin, all welcome.
Keep 'em coming.
To be honest, I'm a little disappointed that the last group welcomed, The Elite, wasn't spelled "Teh 1337."
ReplyDeleteWhere I'm from, a roughneck is someone who works out in the oilfield.
ReplyDeleteI used to live not far from that church. Hollaback, Philly!
ReplyDelete(I have a sneaking suspicion you don't want to know what a Ruff Rider is.)
So now we need to rewrite I Corinthians 6 to say:
ReplyDeleteNeither yuppies, nor pimps, nor players, nor prostitutes, nor ruff necks, nor ruff riders, nor hustlers, nor gangsters, nor OG's, nor ballers, nor rappers, nor old school, nor young-bucks, nor the sophisticated, nor the elite will inherit the kingdom of God.
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There goes the 'hood.
ReplyDeleteAnd what's all this talk about not being the cake of special events?
Mind telling me the point of King Cake?
I didn't know Americans cared about Canadian football!!! Now, are they talking about Saskatchewan or Ottawa? Looks like it must be Ottawa... yeah, must be Ottawa, THEY must be the ones who inherit the Kingdom of Heaven. Huh. Figures.
ReplyDeleteI care so much about Canadian football, I know that the Ottawa team changed its name to the Renegades, then folded last season entirely.
ReplyDeleteSo it must be Saskatchewan that inherits the Kingdom of Heaven.
The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore God. They think he's a righteous dude.
ReplyDeleteThat sign gave me a Limp Bizkit flashback.
ReplyDeletePunctuation, please!
ReplyDelete"We ain't hatin' all welcome"
We only hate those who ain't welcome!
It took me about three reads to get that they meant that they wanted God to send power to "all of us."
Yup. Jesus isn't welcome at birthdays, anniversaries, or weddings. Just plain ol' every-days.
Gretchen
ReplyDeleteYour post was such a Ferris Bueller flashback; as in when the Principle's secretary describes Ferris as "one righteous dude"!
OG?
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