Friday, February 1, 2008

On second thought...take it off.

submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Duane Brown
Overheard at Pastors house last night. Funeral services tomorrow at 3 pm.
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submitted by frequent contributor Duane Brown
Well, it's about time He committed to something...
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submitted by frequent contributor Duane Brown
In fact we're so great, we pretty much don't need God for anything.
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"Don't live life as though you are waiting for death"
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Emily Bezaire
Vladimir and Estragon could use some company, though.
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"Degrees of sin"
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Emily Bezaire
...and you don't need six to connect it to a Kevin Bacon movie.
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"Whatever happened to sin?"
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Emily Bezaire
It's living in a decaying Hollywood mansion with Bette Davis and Joan Crawford, virtually isolated from the outside world.
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I'm basically to the point where I don't even have to read my sister's reviews to know I'm going to use them. Hilarious stuff.

A few hours left in the caption contest. VOTE, VOTE, VOTE!!

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6 comments:

  1. Allen's BrainFebruary 1, 2008 at 5:53 AM

    My best guess on that top sign is Col 3 or Eph 6. I don't really get Duane's review, though.

    "Here, our services are great.
    "Here, our people are great."
    They're two lines away from a praise chorus, I think.

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  2. AndiFebruary 1, 2008 at 9:17 AM

    heh. Degrees of sin to connect to a Kevin Bacon movie? Ah, I got a good laugh out of that.

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  3. Countess BFebruary 1, 2008 at 1:14 PM

    So I wonder if God has set up small steps to help him stick with his resolutions...

    Another NSFW laughing moment.

    I need those.

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  4. friendinMEFebruary 3, 2008 at 8:47 PM

    Here our services are great.
    Here our people are great.
    Here our humility is great.

    or

    Here our services are great.
    Here our people are great.
    But when over there... well, then they ain't so great.

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  5. knit_tgzFebruary 4, 2008 at 3:38 AM

    I cannot understand the first sign nor the comment either!

    Maybe it's because English is not my mother-tongue, but still... what am I missing?

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  6. DuaneFebruary 4, 2008 at 3:49 AM

    The first comment is missing a few words I forgot to submit:

    Overheard in the pastor's bedroom at Pastors house last night. Funeral services tomorrow at 3 pm.

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