This week's edition of the Clay Pigeon doesn't include any original articles penned by yours truly, but that only serves to make it even funnier than last week's issue! Besides, I was editor on a couple of these gems so you really need to go check it out.
In this weeks issue of Clay Pigeon:
- CP issues a rebuttal to last week's "Indian Burns" article, with apologies to Brian Dennehy. The CP learned a valuable lesson, and that is to never contribute a hate-filled diatribe to a famous character actor again.
- Famous character actor Ed Harris pens "A Good, Dead Hittite", and explains why he hates the ancient empire. *
- Dr. Avogadro X-Squared makes the case for equal treatment of numbers in "Less Than or Equal To?"
- The CP interviews David Beckham's Left Foot.
- A potty-mouthed middle schooler talks trash at a math competition. *
Plus, a new Crummy Church Sign of the Week, The Pigeon Hole tackles politically incorrect team names, a brilliant new See Mike Draw, Grundir with more of his career guidance, a CP special report on the Build-A-Bear apocalypse, and much, much more! All in this week's edition of Clay Pigeon!
* Contains profanity.
More crumminess tomorrow!
Keep 'em coming.
Damn, I need to just copy your summary every week.
ReplyDeleteYou know what's crazy about your readers? They'll click what you tell them to click, but man do they keep quiet about it.