submitted AND reviewed by new contributor ZI can only imagine that at such an event one would receive communion from a Lil' John style Pimp Cup.
Joel's Note: ...and here's a definition of "crunk", for those of you not in the know. Nice, huh?
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submitted by new contributor Nancy, PAIn fact, isn't that the whole idea behind the five points of Calvinism?
Totally Rockin'
Unconditional Good Times
Limited Interruptions
Irresistible Personalities
Perseverance of the Party!
...or something like that??
(I love the fact that it's not "Presbyterians have more fun". It's "Presbyterians are more fun". Like it's inherent. Like we're born into it. Almost....predestined. :) ).
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submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Arnold Hendrix, ALSo instead of sending people to www.bible.com (a real website about the Bible), they have to be "clever" and send them to a non-existent destination?
Seriously...did they think about that at all?
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I see I have an email from Duane in the inbox. You know what that means: Next week is taken care of! Check back Monday for a new Clay Pigeon, and then more than likely Duane's crumminess all week long! Have a good weekend...
Humor-blogs.com -ians are more fun.
(By the way....do you know that some people, who shall remain nameless, have to beg for people to click their humor-blogs.com link ever day? I want to thank my readers for clicking my humor-blogs.com link every day. My humor-blogs.com ranking has remained very high, thanks to people like you clicking my humor-blogs.com link daily. Thankfully, I don't have to rely on shameless tactics to increase my humor-blogs.com ranking. I have you all to thank for that.)
Keep 'em coming.
Wow, advertising underaged drinking at church. Way to go.
ReplyDelete"Error TLD .god not found!"
ReplyDeleteIt apears as if hes not omnipresent :)
Presbyterians are more fun
ReplyDelete- than diptheria
- than a kick in the crunk
- than islamofacicists
- than brussel sprout pizza
"Hmm...this youth conference is boring."
ReplyDelete"Not if we break into the sacramental wine!"
"Great idea!"
And thus was born Crunk 4 Christ.
Isn't all that begging pathetic? Glad you're sure of yourself. Just dropping by to say hi. Kind of miss your "Dear Crummy..." letters.
ReplyDeleteActually, "Crunk 4 Christ" is the latest hit from christian dirty south artists God's Gangbangers. Their previous hit (locally, anyway) was 2005's "Beatin' Down Whitey Fo Da J-Man!"
ReplyDeletegood thing there wasn't a "superman dat hoe" reference.
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