submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor BRWombatYeah...He dies for me 2000 years ago, and then NOTHING since. Thanks a lot...
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submitted by frequent contributor BRWombatDo I get to pick which four days to be faithful on?
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"Lost? Try God's GPS of faith!"
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Christine
I know some Israelites who are wishing God would have let Moses in on that little secret...
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"God, shelter us under your car."
submitted by frequent contributor Jennifer B.
God, while I'm down here, I notice that you have a small hole in your muffler...
(Jennifer and I agree that this sign meant to say "care". Too funny as is, though. This is another one where I would love to have a picture...)
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"There is no failure except in no longer trying."
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Tara, OH
And all the Jedi said...amen.
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And I was hoping it was faithful for four MINUTES. Your standards are so freakin' high, Joel!
ReplyDeleteI'm an overachiever...
ReplyDeleteDone for me lately?
ReplyDeletewell..
see...
Here I am regretting that I'm not a professional football player.
Cuz, he wudda helped me score a touchdown or two, I'm sure
I'd figure God's GPS would only help him figure out where he is. I can see it now:
ReplyDelete"God! Where are you?"
"I don't know, My Child. I loaned out my GPS."
I took it as a way-out-of-date reference to the 1986 Janet Jackson hit, "What Have You Done for Me Lately?"
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_Have_You_Done_for_Me_Lately
But then, I'm kinda stuck in the 80s most days...