submitted by frequent contributor Indie Davis, TNRemember this sign? What about this sign (5th one down)? It looks like the thief has struck again!
This time, it looks like the only thing he stole were the letters "L", "D", "M", and "T".
You know what this means, don't you?!? THE THIEF IS A MUPPET FROM SESAME STREET!!
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submitted by frequent contributors Ryan and Nancy DeVries, Chennai, India...and bound people tend to pray a lot, so it's like a big circle!
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submitted by frequent contributors Ryan and Nancy DeVries, Chennai, IndiaNext week on CSI: House of Prayer Adyar: Godliness with contentment is great gain...but so is murder!!!
Thursdays on CBS!
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"Trying to find God online is like trying to go on a cruise in a screensaver...neither is satisfying."
submitted by new contributor Julie Coulter
I dare them to make less sense.
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"Want a perfect life? Make right choices."
submitted by new contributor Sarah Richards
See, it's signs like this one that got me started on this stupid blog in the first place. Seems nice and innocent enough, right? What a sweet sentiment!
Too bad it's totally non-Christian in its worldview. There's not a single place you can go in the Bible to back up nonsense like this.
We were born into sin. We need Jesus to save us from the depths of our own depravity. Period. That is the Christian message.
"Want a perfect life? Make right choices" is just new-agey feel-good mumbo jumbo, designed to get people in the door so the church can steal a tithe from them. Nothing more, nothing less. It has zero to do with Christianity. There's hardly a doubt in my mind that Jesus would drive his car right through that sign if He drove past it.
Well...maybe not. But He isn't pleased about it.
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There's a whole lot less theology at Clay Pigeon.
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Keep 'em coming.
So... God is a Luddite?
ReplyDeleteI reckon "Thy will be done . . ." covers the issue of Who should be making our choices.
ReplyDeletePeace binds people? Does anybody have a clue where they were going with that one?
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was that they were missing an L - so then it would be peace blinds people, making Jesus the Prince of blinding.
From there I'm lost.
My favorite moment of all in this is the fact that humor-blogs "binds people." Hee.
ReplyDeleteA little Metamucil can take care of that Peace problem, there.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking the thief from the first church picture left behind quite a bit of irony, judging by the sign... steal their A/c, then steal the letters off their sign, subtly (or not so subtly) mocking their inability to do anything about the theft!
ReplyDelete"Thou shalt not steal..."
ReplyDeleteThey should have been more specific...
"Thou shalt not steal letters from this board."
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One peace to rule them all and in the darkness bind them?
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