...and don't call me Shirley.

submitted by frequent contributor Micah L., MN
And surely He's already purchased His shuttle bus ticket outta here.
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submitted by frequent contributor Micah L., MN
Timely.
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submitted by frequent contributor Micah L., MN
So "hate" is now the equivalent to sneaking an extra bon-bon when you're supposed to be dieting?

"Oh, I'm going to pay for this epithet-filled diatribe in the morning. It'll go straight to my hips."

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"God doesn't call the equipped, he equips the called."
submitted by frequent contributor Jennifer B.
I woke up one morning, and suddenly I was armed with this scathing wit.

I knew what I had to do next...
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"Can't sleep? Don't count sheep- talk to the shepherd."
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Emily B., TN
Prayer: guaranteed to help you fall asleep faster and stay asleep longer.
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"Nothing turns fact into fiction faster than word of mouth."
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Emily B., TN
'... but set an example for the believers in speech, in life, in love, in faith and in purity.... on second thought, Tim, scratch speech.' (1 Tim. 4:12)
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"He who buries his talents makes a grave mistake."
submitted by new contributor Chris B., TN
Because God will KILL YOU for it.

Bet you wish you had kept up with those piano lessons now, huh?
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"Plant yourself in church. God provides Miracle Gro."
submitted by frequent contributor Bruce Bezaire, TN
And thankfully for us, He doesn't weed as often as He probably should.
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