submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes Kenney, OK...and maybe you'll get stoned like the martyrs of old.
Thanks to Rev. Kenney for the post title as well.
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"This Exit:
Rest Area
Food
Eternal Life"
submitted by frequent contributor Stephanie Spruill
Oh, and I almost forgot...Truck Stop Porn.
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"Come on down! You're the next contestant on the Price is Life!"
submitted by frequent contributor Stephanie Spruill
If Drew Carey is hosting at the "Pearly Gates", I'll take hell.
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Crack humor-blogs.com, get high on Diesel fumes.
Keep 'em coming.
"Crack the Bible"? "Get high..." Can they have really intended that pun?
ReplyDeleteOh, there's not a doubt in my mind that they intended it.
ReplyDeleteI never thought I'd see the phrase "truck stop porn" on CCS. :-P
ReplyDeleteAs usual, the crumminess & commentary are exceptional. Thanks, Joel!
This morning my husband and I stumbled upon your blog and laughed so hard we cried. I very quickly became addicted (see the crack joke above) and read every single review you have posted. From here on out I will be a frequent visitor.
ReplyDeleteThank you for sharing your wry wit. You definitely have more biblical knowledge than the people putting up the signs you review!
Thanks, Lauren (and husband), and welcome to the insanity.
ReplyDeletePlease share any crumminess you stumble upon in your travels!
Oh oh oh!!! I'm LAUGHING hysterically. I added a link to your site permanently on my blog. THANK YOU!
ReplyDeleteCrack? High? are they that desperate for attention? Are THEY high? I am in awe.
ReplyDeleteJuloyes...welcome!
ReplyDeleteJamie...they're high on Jesus!
Oh dear! This reminds me of a track from Reefer Madness called "Listen to Jesus, Jimmy" that starts:
ReplyDeleteJimmy: Ah, Jesus. I got a great high cooking here, don't bring me down.
Jesus: On the contrary, Jimmy. I'm here to bring you UP - with dope. No, not your brand of dope, but the straight dope! You think hanging with those reefer fiends are cool? I don't think you realize how cool God can be.
...or love crack, I suppose.
ReplyDeleteYeah, we Christians have a bit of an inferiority complex. Too many of us feel it necessary to glom onto whatever trend, whim, or terminology everyone else is using and try to wrestle it into submission "for the Lord".
ReplyDeleteAnd it always yields something very, very stupid.
Either get high on crack, or love Jesus. Please don't get high on Jesus.
Ahh yes that old spiritual hymn, I can hear it now "Gettin' high with Jesus, it's the only way to live! Gettin' high with Jesus, and all he has to give! I thought bein' sober was the way that it should be, but gettin' high with Jesus is just alright with me.....ahhhhhmeeeennnnnn"
ReplyDeleteI keep coming back to this...my ocd self.
ReplyDelete"If you need a KIND BUD call on Jesus"
or
"This high is not manufactured, it's all natural"
(long weekend)
Is having Bible crack as embarrasing as having butt crack?
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