Saturday, August 4, 2007

Welcome. Please stand for the benediction...

submitted by Lincoln J., WA
OK, it's biblical. But it's also confusing to the average passer-by who doesn't know the verse or its context already.

And the way the sign is worded, it's like it's only that Sunday. Sort of like "backwards day" back when you were in school: "Today, we're going to sing the hymns in reverse order of the verses. We'll say "amen" at the beginning of our prayers. We'll start the offering with the plates full of money and then the congregation can remove....never mind."

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"PIG IS PORK
COW IS BEEF
GOD IS LOVE"

submitted by new contributor Elliot Hoffman
This sign is nuts.
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"Lost? Try GPS! G-od's P-lan for S-alvation"
submitted by new contributor Mike Dean
...and here I had been using Ganesh's plan all along. Silly acronymns, so confusing sometimes.

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"It's good to be a Christian and know it. It's better to be a Christian and show it."
It's normal to be a Christian and blow it.
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8 comments:

  1. Like being a bad gardener and not hoein' it.....ohhh with the rhyming again.

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  2. The Ironic CatholicAugust 5, 2007 at 8:09 PM

    It's hubris to be a Christian and crow it?

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  3. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!

    Among the crummiest ever!

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  4. Great...now I'm hungry!
    Those are great. Know what else is great?
    "Your Self Portraiteers Show!"
    You are such and outstanding actor, producer, director, etc.
    NO I'M NOT SUCKING UP!!!
    Is it Tuesday yet?
    Seriously though, your show is great!!!! You inspired my shout out to Tori! :0)

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  5. HILARIOUS-yet-completely-funny, Joel. as is -- i hasten to add in a cough-induced-husky voice -- your COMPLETELY FUNNY-YET-HILARIOUS POST IN THE SNARK. (which i published a bit later than usual, due to my aforementioned stupid cold)

    needless to say, it was brilliant! ; )

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  6. Diesel...that's what the Sunday School Flannelboards would have you believe, anyway.

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