Monday, August 25, 2008

Do you ever think, period?


"Do you every think about where you will spend entirety?"
submitted/originally posted by C. Bender
They get props because at least they used a dictionary to get the spelling correct. Unfortunately, it appears that they looked up the wrong word.

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"You are accontable to God."
submitted/originally posted by C. Bender
In fact, your accontability affects where you spend entirety.

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"Give thanks to the Lord for He good"
submitted/originally posted by C. Bender
He truly be!

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"Make someone feel importand and ask them for help."
submitted/originally posted by C. Bender
Then, make someone feel imported and ask them for their Green Card.

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"U need to come to church U need too."
submitted/originally posted by C. Bender
Today's sermon by Sinead O' Connor. Special music by Prince.

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Finally, this picture from Phillip of a church advertising their Vacation Bible School (VBS).

Except for the unfortunate fact that the "V" fell off, so it just says "BS":



Cue one of Franky's smug little hit-and-run jabs in the comments section in 3....2....1....

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6 comments:

  1. The Ironic CatholicAugust 26, 2008 at 5:05 AM

    So heartwarming to see these on my first day of teaching at my college.

    I teach theology, but I think I'll throw in some spelling today. Thanks CCS!

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  2. lvrizzoAugust 26, 2008 at 5:47 AM

    i believe #1 may have been vandals....entirety is an anagram of eternity. it's been waiting to happen though!

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  3. lvrAugust 26, 2008 at 8:41 AM

    the fourth sign amuses me most, because it seems like the arranger was trying to save space. "'Important' has all the letters I need for 'and'....except the d..... how about swapping the t for a d? yay, a shortcut! now i don't have to worry about it for another week AND i got done early!"

    yoikes.
    word verfication: gklumyjf.
    God: kinda luv U, my Jesus friend.
    Stay coo', ttyl!

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  4. ClaireAugust 26, 2008 at 8:38 PM

    Just to let you know, when I click the smiley over at humor-blogs, I get an error message. This has happened a few times. Might have something to do w/ your fall. ?

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  5. Mercy's MaidSeptember 6, 2008 at 8:06 PM

    I love that the permanent part of the Baptist church sign has "Bible Preaching" in quotation marks.

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  6. the sign guySeptember 6, 2008 at 8:40 PM

    funny stuff. the sign guy.
    http://signsminnesota.wordpress.com/

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