"Join us for mops!"Next week: Buckets!
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"Hungry for a companion"submitted by frequent contributor MJ
I prefer my companions medium-rare.
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"Inhale faith. Exhale works."submitted by frequent contributor MJ
To sum up: To have faith you have to suck.
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"Swiss or not, YOU are welcome here"submitted by new contributor Anthony D.
However, we demand that you wear neutral colors.
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"He died for you. Details inside."submitted by frequent contributor Erik the Intern
REALLY gory details inside.
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I need your votes in the caption contest over at Mattress Police. There's a lot of funny ones, and mine is pretty obscure. If you get it, though...it's really funny :)
Also, I'm in a free-fall down the humor-blogs rankings. Due to a rather infrequent posting schedule, I'm just not getting the votes I need. Other blogs manage to stay at the top not posting every day, but I just can't do it for some reason. Anyhow, if you like this post (or the last one?) I'd sure appreciate the vote.
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Also, I'm in a free-fall down the humor-blogs rankings. Due to a rather infrequent posting schedule, I'm just not getting the votes I need. Other blogs manage to stay at the top not posting every day, but I just can't do it for some reason. Anyhow, if you like this post (or the last one?) I'd sure appreciate the vote.
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woo boy, they're really going for some high impact with that last one...
ReplyDeleteMOPS= Mothers Of Pre-Schoolers. A little context goes a long way...
ReplyDeletethanks Emily, i was about to mention that too. it does make for a funny sign though! :)
ReplyDeleteHungry for a Companion: "With fava beans and a nice chianti, please."
ReplyDeleteThat last one is just scary. WTF?
ReplyDeleteI've been remiss in giving you smileys. I'll chuck a few your way now.
The third sign is in Tulsa OK. I just went by there a few days ago. I almost turned around to take a picture using my phone. Amazing nonsense.
ReplyDeleteOuch, that hurt! I am a MOPS leader! (but don't look at my floors you'd never believe me) Oh well, I gave you a smiley anyway but only because that whole to have faith you have to suck thing was so funny!
ReplyDeleteI'd give you a smiley but Diesel's site keeps yelling at me now to stop it.
ReplyDeleteThese are especially crummy tho.
I wonder if former President Clinton ever went to Metro Faith Christian Church? If he did, I'll bet he didn't inhale.
ReplyDeleteI just drove by Metro about an hour ago during my lunch hour. They changed the sign (thank God) to one advertising a seminar at the church. Not a crummy sign:)
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