"When Satan knocks at your door simply say Jesus would you get that for me?" submitted AND reviewed by David Jacks, TX Oh, and hey, Jesus, while you're up, I could use one of those drinks with the little umbrella in it.
You people seem to have a double standard. Complaining about works-righteousness, progress and trying yourself, then telling it's ridiculous to lean on Jesus when handling temptations. Which one is it?
Jesus, would you get that for me
ReplyDeletePriceless! Thanks for the laugh--it's been one heck of a day in E&P-Land.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they mistook the name "Jesus" for "Jeeves".....
ReplyDeleteLike Jesus is a genie at our beck and call.
ReplyDeleteI'd better shut up: someone might see this and put up an "I Dream of Jesus" church sign.
Satan sez: "Candygram."
ReplyDeleteYou people seem to have a double standard. Complaining about works-righteousness, progress and trying yourself, then telling it's ridiculous to lean on Jesus when handling temptations. Which one is it?
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