"Your level of worship is determined by your level of gratitude."
submitted by Wes Kenney. Sign from Valliant, OK
...not to mention your level of salvation.
(That was sarcasm, for the theologically challenged).
How does one measure "level of worship" anyhow? Volume of sweatdrops (in gallons)? Height (in feet) your hands reach when raised to heaven? Volume of singing (in decibels)? Number of trips to the altar (per month)?
I am also not sure how to measure "levels of crumminess". I just know this one goes all the way to eleven.
More.
Because, you see, most blokes, you know, will be worshipping at ten. They're on ten, all the way up. Where can you go from there? Where?
ReplyDeleteMy Crummy-Meter just broke because of that awful sign. ^!%$!!!!!
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