Kindness, huh? So that's what the "K" stands for....
"If your religion will not bring you to church, it will not take you to heaven."
...and if your religion will not take you to heaven, then it's a religion.
"Faith is caught, not taught."
So be sure to use protection.
"The Joy Virus"
submitted by Jennifer B.
So be sure to use protection, AND wash your hands regularly.
What is with equating Christianity's traits to illnesses? Is this supposed to be appealing to people?
"Feb. 18, 10:30 AM
TRANSFIGURATION"
submitted by Paul R., Melbourne, Australia
So if you're going to be late, it's best not to show up at all. You won't recognize the place at 10:31.
Keep 'em coming.
Humor-blogs.com is the leading cause of The Joy Virus among internet websites.
These are all bad, but it's the first one that strikes me as most...dirty-sounding. Eeeeuuwww.
ReplyDeleteLove the snark about "religion" and not getting to heaven, Joel. :-P
But my Buick LeSabre will still get me to church and Heaven, right?
ReplyDeleteSo... Sneezing can be evangelism?
ReplyDeleteThat makes Kleenex the anti-Christ, right Allen?
ReplyDeleteThis blog is awesome. I'm gonna add a link to my blog, which is all about midgets and dwarfs.
ReplyDeleteThe site address is http://www.allaboutmidgets.typepad.com Check it out if you get some free time.
Compliments on your blog.
Joe