submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Arnold HendrixA special message will be given by Dr. I. Jones, expert on all things ark-related.
(Not technically a church sign, but a nifty example of crummy church marketing). Thanks to Rev. Hendrix for the title of this post, also. Be sure to bring a loved one.
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"People who fight fire with fire end up with ashes."
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Micah Larsen, MN
Don't tempt me.
"Church is for people. R U People?"
submitted by Marnie P., MI
Apparently, from this sign, church is also for morons. Sigh.
"How do we stand God?"
submitted by E. MacKay, Ontario
A little comma goes a long ways, folks.
"We have a prophfet sharing plan."
seen here by Ironic Catholic
I guess they share "prophfets" like Jeremmiah and Izaiah.
"Slow down and let God love you like never before."
seen here by Ironic Catholic
Just speed up and get past this church as quickly as possible.
"God's penetration into the untouched areas of our lives."
seen here by Ironic Catholic
Pass!
Keep 'em coming.
I am now a Corporal in the humor-blogs.com army.
"Slow down and let God love you like never before."
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking this church must play a little Barry White when passing the plate.
Adam J., that was my thought exactly. [singing] "God's gonna love you just little more, baby..."
ReplyDeleteEeeeuww.
These are expectionally crummy. Thanks for the morning laughs, Joel & Company!
Eeeeewww is right!
ReplyDeleteMaybe its Conway Twitty Sunday?
Man, I hope they've got some serious velvet ropes around the ark.
ReplyDeleteI like your creative linkage to humor-blogs.com. We might have to have a little friendly competition here.
Yes...let the competition begin.
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