submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Rev. Wes Kenney, OK"...and we want to be just like God. Come on in and lose an argument!"
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submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Duane B. ,VAGuaranteed or double your money back!
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submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Duane B., VASo THAT'S where they put the water pump.
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submitted by frequent contributor Duane B., VAYep...He's tagging along back there.
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submitted by frequent contributor Duane B., VA...or an enema?
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submitted by frequent contributor Duane B., VANope, my biggest concern is that my aim might not be good enough to HIT that person....
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submitted by frequent contributor Duane B., VA
$1.75 plus tax.
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submitted by frequent contributor Duane B., VA
Don't understand them. Just see them, stare at 'em a while, then move on.
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submitted by frequent contributor Duane B., VA
Well, if Rev. Catlett loves "IF" so much, why doesn't he marry it?!?
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submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Adam W.
Dang, if I could just live a little longer, then I could slack off more. Here's pullin for medical science!
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submitted by frequent contributor Duane B., VA$1.75 plus tax.
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submitted by frequent contributor Duane B., VADon't understand them. Just see them, stare at 'em a while, then move on.
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submitted by frequent contributor Duane B., VAWell, if Rev. Catlett loves "IF" so much, why doesn't he marry it?!?
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submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Adam W.Dang, if I could just live a little longer, then I could slack off more. Here's pullin for medical science!
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“If you must swear, please don’t use my name. ~God”
submitted by Beau S.
Say words like "f**k" and "s**t" instead.
(Beau's heading to his email said "I swear to God I saw this sign...." Heh heh heh.
"Our God is an all-consuming fire."
submitted by Sandi Y., TN
So, WELCOME to our church!!
(Note: I know it's a Bible verse. Some context would be nice. Are non-Christians going to visit here?)
"Jesus wants full custody, not just weekends"
submitted by frequent contributor David Jacks, TX (Sign seen in AL)
Weekends? Y'mean I'm supposed to already be giving Him my Saturdays too?!?!
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As soon as I find where I saved my website files, I will add Duane to the frequent contributors page. He has more than earned it at this point. However, I am an idiot and have misplaced the most recently saved files. Sigh.
Humor-blogs.com is an all-consuming fire.
The ominous-looking clouds in the first picture are a nice touch. Kind of fitting.
ReplyDelete“If you must swear, please don’t use my name. ~God”
ReplyDeleteFind other ways to take my name in vain instead. Like attributing quotes to me that I never said.
"That's right, damn it." ~ God
ReplyDelete(sorry, Diesel, couldn't resist)
laughing and laughing at "if you love It so much..."
also wondering how many "words" can be found in "Understanding". (suddenly i'm playing boggle, and it's blowing my mind! or boggling it...) fine/clever post, Crummy Joel, and a damn funny one, as well! xox neva
BWAAAHAHAHAAA!! Joel, you've outdone yourself with this batch! I'm concerned about looking behind to see if I'm walking with God. I don't think looking behind while I drive with God will keep me out of an accident.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to douse myself to catch the fire of God!!
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