submitted by Morgan Foster
"Well done, thou good and faithful servant. At least you meant well."
"Trust God, but lock your doors."
submitted by Brad Elders
Oh, and just to be safe, God wants you to go ahead and buy a gun.
"Love is giving somone your time"
submitted and asst. reviewed by Megan W.
Wow...those inmates must really love our government, huh?
Oh...."freely" giving....gotcha.
Keep 'em coming.
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I have a "Nevermind God, Beware of Owner!" sign on my front door.
ReplyDelete"SOMONE"...is that related to Hormone...which...makes me want to say....something about does anyone know how to make one.....and then ..say.."don't pay her"....anyway..Typo? LOL
ReplyDeleteThese are beyond crummy. Whew.
ReplyDeleteThe "lock your doors" one reminds me of the old joke about two burglars, a parrot, and a Doberman named Jesus. "Squaaaawk! Jesus is watching you! Squaaaawk!"
Sic 'em, Jesus!
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