submitted by frequent contributor David Jacks, TXI can only hope my "teasures in heaven" can measure up...
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submitted by Mike Jones, ALYou mean...He hasn't already?!?
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"Under the Influence"
submitted AND reviewed by Megan W.
Of what? Of whom?
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"Elevate Live Teens"
submitted by frequent contributor Jennifer B.
...and keep repressing the dead ones.
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Keep 'em coming.
You mean he will rise this Saturday? At 11? I'll be there!
ReplyDeleteIf he is going to rise again, does he has to die again? Does that mean he was born again? Maybe that guy in Florida really is Jesus!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd why the fricken asterisk????
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ReplyDeleteI know nothing of these "teasures" in heaven of which you speak. Is that the certainty that it isn't just dirty water in your cup? That would make things more heavenly!
ReplyDeleteAnyhow, the "storehouse" thing is a reference to Malachi 3:10, I think. That, or it's the place where the "harvest" of souls is kept for the time being.
The junker car still makes it funny, though.
I'm puzzled by the sideways sign in front of the beater in the Storehouse garage.
ReplyDeleteIt reads "E R (the r is crooked) ME IS LO."