submitted by frequent contributor Duane B., VAWhy not just put:
"In brightest day, in blackest night
No evil shall escape My sight
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware My power, The Savior's light!"
If you get that reference, don't get too excited. It just means you're as big a geek as I am.
If you don't get it, here's your info.
Also, maybe the days and nights wouldn't be so dismal if God would get His tears out of there...
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submitted by frequent contributor Duane B., VAOn first glance, I thought it said "Are you wasted." Maybe I was.
Besides...do people smell so bad that they can smell them from their cars as they drive past?
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submitted by frequent contributor Duane B., VAJesus decided that instead of making all things new again, He's going to save some time and energy and just reuse all the broken parts.
New Jerusalem? Nah, we'll just spruce the old one up a bit. You'd be amazed at what a new coat of paint will do.
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submitted by Harry L.
submitted by Harry L.Then, come to our morning service...it's even scarier!
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submitted by Harry L.This church hired someone to stand at the side of the road and flip people off, but it turns out this sign was much more effective in keeping people away.
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"Worry looks around. Faith looks up."
submitted AND reviewed by new contributor Chandler Carriker.
Not all that comforting if the sky is falling.
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"When you're down to nothing, God's up to something."
submitted by Ferd Ferfel, CA
So THAT'S how I got down to nothing. Thanks a lot, God.
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"If you think being meek is weak, try being meek for a week."
submitted by frequent contributor Adam W.
I think they had Green Eggs and Ham for communion this Sunday.
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"May 4th National Day of Prayer: Got nothin' to pray about? Thank God!"
submitted and asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Adam W.
Dear God, Thank you for making me shallow enough to not realize that I should be talking to the Creator of the Universe just because I can. Amen.
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"May 6th: Old Fashion Day"
submitted by frequent contributor Adam W.
As opposed to..... ?
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When you're down to nothing, humor-blogs.com is up to something.
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When you're down to nothing, humor-blogs.com is up to something.
I am very, very happy to attend a church that doesn't have a marquee sign out front. Thank you, Lord. Oops--now I sound prideful & self-serving, like a lot of these signs.
ReplyDeleteThis crumminess is wonderfully awful.
On May 6, make mine a double...
ReplyDeleteThat atheist sign is the worst thing I've seen on your site so far, and that's saying something. It combines all the elements of crummy church signs: Bad theology that alienates people AND is a lame attempt to be funny. That's truly impressive. If only the sign were misspelled, you could just leave it up on your home page and retire (although they do get extra points for "orshipping").
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