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Thankfully tomorrow's "always a day away", so I shouldn't have to worry about it too much.-----------------------------------------------------------
submitted by frequent contributor Christine, VATake, for example, how the Israelites "progressed" into the Promised Land.
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submitted by frequent contributor Christine, VA 
submitted and asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Adam W.
I've reviewed a version of this before ("7 days without (insert Christian thing here) makes one weak"), Adam and I just never realized before that it's GOD who actively goes about making one weak.
submitted by frequent contributor Christine, VA...because nobody else bore it for you.
What a horrid sign. They couldn't have thought about that at all before putting it up.
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submitted and asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Adam W.I've reviewed a version of this before ("7 days without (insert Christian thing here) makes one weak"), Adam and I just never realized before that it's GOD who actively goes about making one weak.
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"Attend church weekly, not weakly"
But I thought if I attended church then God wouldn't make me weak!
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"One today is worth two tomorrows"
submitted by frequent contributor Christine, VA
Are they wanting to trade me? Can I toss in a couple of yesterdays that I'm not too crazy about?
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"Be kind to your enemies. After all, you made them!"
submitted by new contributor Sharon, Wellington, NZ
The same is true for your hordes of evil minions. Be kind to them. After all, you made them.
The same is true for your hordes of evil minions. Be kind to them. After all, you made them.
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Humor-blogs.com and bear it.
"SIN AND BEAR IT"
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Am I missing something, or is that tantamount to "GO TO HELL"?
Yikes.
Yeah, sin and bear it. cause God gave you one shot at salvation and that's it if you screw up after that you're on your own!!
ReplyDeleteand if today is worth two tomorrows and tomorrow is the busiest day of the week then today is twice as busy as tomorrow and tomorrow is four times as busy as last week and next thursday is...
WOW, that makes my head hurt.
maybe the sign was supposed to read "sin and BARE it". Like they do in Vegas.
ReplyDeleteNow THAT'S a good way to get people to come to church.
I always find the blank church signs most funny as they have nothing to say...
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