submitted by frequent contributor David Jacks, TXDo they have Lady Justice on their steeple instead of a cross?
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“Our God is stronger than the world’s God.”
submitted by new contributor Shannon U, CO
My daddy can beat your daddy! Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah!
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"At the end of your rope? Take the hem of His garmet."
submitted by new contributor Amanda M., GA
...to make myself more rope? Wouldn't that leave Him naked?
By the way, "garmet": Is that French? Pronounced "gar-may"? Did Jesus really wear French clothing?!?
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"Save yourself! Time can't be saved - anyway?"
submitted by new contributor Amanda M., GA
Yes, the cornerstone, foundational belief of the gospel: Save yourself.
Sigh.
What point were they trying to make, anyways? I dare them to make the punctuation more - awkward?
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"God's refueling station"
submitted by new contributor Amanda M., GA
With all of the positive feelings towards fuel and refueling these days, this sign is sure to draw people in.
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Humor-blogs.com is stronger than the world's God.
Keep 'em coming.
Does ANYONE have an idea about what the Time Can't Be Saved sign means? I'm really curious.
ReplyDeleteThe Church of Balance: where the sermon length is determined by the amount in the offering plate!
ReplyDeleteWere they thinking of Proverbs 11:1, "The LORD abhors dishonest scales, but accurate weights are his delight"?
The Church of Balance: Where the collective weight on the left side of the aisle is equal to colletive weight on the right side of the aisle.
"Our God is stronger..." Fair enough, but there's a fair amount of Scripture and doctrine that must be understood for this sign to make sense. If the first church had Lady Justice on their steeple, This church might have Thor.
"At the end of your rope..." Give these people enough "garmet" and maybe they'll hang themselves.
"Save yourself AND time--don't read these crummy signs!"
"God's refueling station" I didn't know that God needed refueling. Does he take diesel, or what?
I´d check out the last one, too.
ReplyDeletejust to check if it´s ceaper...10 Hail Maries = 1 Liter of petrol?
Today is our high wire service at the Jesus Christ Tabernacle (a church of balance). We will be combining services with our sister church The Holy Lady of the Flying Trapeze.
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