"Forget", "Remember"...same thing.

submitted by new contributor Lacy Hornbeck, NC

Yes. We certainly wouldn't want to remember that.

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"Join the CIA: Christians In Action."

submitted by Marnie P., MI

As opposed to the more traditional "Christian Inaction".

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"Never borrow sorrow from tomorrow!"
Shoot, I keep meaning to give that back. I think it's in my shed, right next to my neighbor's leaf blower.

Oh well, I guess that means tomorrow will be without sorrow.

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"Jesus invested his life in yours - have you shown any interest?"
Does appreciating daily count?
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And finally, this isn't a church sign in the traditional sense, but John Stuart sent this in from Montreat, and I found it amusing:

"And He walks with me, and He talks with me, and He tells me I am his own. And the smokes we share as we tarry there......"

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No smoking at humor-blogs.com either

Keep 'em coming.